So, you may have noticed a flood of edits coming in about "Rolling out new messages". This is because the messages as images were too old and thin to fit in the new Darwin format that Wikia deployed during the transition between 2013-2014, so I've cooked up a template that has all the messages and alerts in a new MediaWiki syntax that works on any size.
I did run into a small problem though.
List of Console Developers is still locked, and I have no way to change the image to the new format. And after all the new alerts are in, you guys are safe to delete the old ones.
Otherwise, check out the new alerts! :D
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Of course it's not perfect, there's still a few problems, but for the most part these are better looking than the images quite a lot. UPDATE: Quick fixes got these as intended, should be in working order. If the descriptions don't satisfy you, you can change them over at the template's page.
Each one accordingly uses these transclusion parameters: