So DD, looks like I'll be celebrating Forever alone day with you after all :/
So in related news, my girlfriend just broke up with me, and, not only that, suggested we "could still hang out as friends" and hopes "it won't be too awkward". DOES SHE KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING HURTS?! I mean, it's not like I saw this going anywhere. Nooooo, not like I'd had a crush on her for the past TWO FUCKING MONTHS! *Breaks down* The worst part is we would have officially been going out for one month on Sunday, and this would have been the longest relationship I'd ever held down.
tl;dr: Girlfriend of nearly a month dumped me, I'm heartbroken, national forever alone day will be celebrated, well, alone.